He took my nigga bald spot and made it a burst fade.
He took my man from looking like his name was haq Abdullah and turned him into the weeknd.
He saved, resurrected, and re-birthed cuhhh a new hairline.
Doing God’s work.
Ye olde sext:
[Town Crier voice] [rings bell] HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS [opens parchment] TO GUINEVERE: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
Buy me musical theater merch and I’ll marry you
this is funny
like really, really funny
You sly bugger. That took me a while.
I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.
What an age we live in
THIS MADE ME SO ANGRY BUT THEN I FIGURED IT OUT AND NOW IM EVEN MORE ANGRY